Nicaragua Dispatch 2/24/2012 or Final Thoughts: In the Village the Mono Sleeps Tonight

I am in the Ecolodge pool overlooking Lake Nicaragua and the Volcan Concepciòn. The vultures are riding the updrafts from the Caribbean winds that sweep to the west across the lake, no doubt hoping for "Sopa de Turista." There is a gecko sunning itself on the rocks next to the pool, beneath the notice of the vultures but eying me warily as a potential predator. A couple of small parrots fly overhead chattering to each other about what is, no doubt, a domestic problem. It is, in a word, idyllic.

Actually, this happened about half an hour ago. I'm now by the side of the pool writing in the late afternoon sun as there is no way I would take the iPad into the pool. It was bad enough that I forgot and left my "water-resistant" watch on, though it is now drying out and seems to have survived the experience.

Nevertheless, it is idyllic. This part of Nicaragua is unspoiled, in both the good and bad senses of the word. To the good is that it is quiet, with not many people, and with a sense of not having yet been discovered, or having discovered itself. The people are friendly and tourists are not quite yet seen as the necessary evil they have come to be seen as in other parts of Latin America.

This morning Elia and I walked down the mile of bad road to the nearest village, which is little more than a crossing in the road with a few hand-made homes. On the way, we encountered a tribe of monocongos (howler monkeys) crossing the road. Their alpha male watched over them carefully and regarded me with some trepidation as if I could be a potential rival for his wives. I assured him I had enough difficulty with women in my life so that his mates weren't of interest to me but he chuckled a warning to me as if he weren't buying it. This is what Nicaragua can offer as a pure and innocent gift to the visitor.


On the other hand, the country is hard, and sometimes very depressing. Nicaragua is the second poorest nation in the Western Hemisphere. It's a long way from the disaster of Haiti, but poverty is everywhere here and will not be hidden. These are people who, like the Palestinians, have been overrun by so many cultures that they no longer have a cultural identity clearly their own. There certainly is a national identity and national pride, but it isn't backed strongly by the continuity of history.

On the same stretch of bad road where Elia and I encountered the howler monkeys there were partially built houses and homes that seemed to be constructed from the flotsam of central American life. Atop many of these houses was the red satellite dish of Claro, the big Nicaraguan communications company. 

This is most likely my last post from Nicaragua. Tomorrow we head back to Granada and on Sunday I come back to North Carolina. Do I want to come back? Maybe. There's lots of the world to see and, at least for me, a dwindling number of years to see it. I would like to see what the Nicaraguans do with their country, whether they succumb to the wants of foreigners like me or chart their own future.

Nicaragua Dispatch 2/23/2012 or Ecoliving Means Living With the Ecology

This morning as I was about to take my shower (always a challenging experience in a facility run by solar power with a gas-fueled on-demand water heater designed to run as economically as possible) I picked up my backpack to find a very unhappy little scorpion. I was as unhappy to see him as he was to see me but we both kept our cool, and he kept his tail folded down, no doubt to save any wrath for a later and more serious encounter.

In truth, we were told that the scorpions here are not poisonous.  That doesn't mean it wouldn't hurt to be stung, however.  That looked to be a pretty serious stinger had he decided to deploy it.  Worse, the encounter would not only have hurt me but would probably have been fatal to the little scorpion.  He fled.  I put my backpack down elsewhere and we both hopefully went on with our daily activities.

There is flora and fauna aplenty here on the slopes of Maderas. I can hear the howler monkeys constantly. Sometimes they are close, though I haven't seen one yet.  We have been told that there are Capuchin monkeys further up the slopes of the volcano, but that it takes more than a bit of hiking to see them. The Urrucas are a constant -- chattering, carrying on, and showing off in the way of corvids.  While I do, in fact, miss the rustling and calling of the Grenadine bats and, in a way, the caterwauling of the feral cats there, I am not without nightly companionship.  There is a little Gecko in the room chirping sweetly for its mate (and not once has it talked to me with an Australian accent or tried to sell me insurance.)

At about 4:30am this morning, though, things really began to get serious. I heard, close to the cabin, "The thing that goes Wow! In the night." I have no idea what it might be, though my best is a frog of some kind. Its call started out with a low bass murmur which most of the time built up to a loud "wow!"   that sounded as if it were made by a breath intake.  After some exceptionally long buildup the "wow!" was followed by something that sounded like an arrow being released from a bow. Whatever made those sounds, I hope it attracted her.

This afternoon I found a spider the size of my hand behind the bathroom door. Again, I left it to its own devices, most likely to eat something that I'm sure I'd like much less than I liked the spider.  At lunch, thousands of tiny, tiny ants found their way onto the restaurant menu, no doubt to see what they could expect from the kitchen.  As yet, however, we have yet found the need to deploy the mosquito netting provided for our beds.

Vultures are riding the breezes that come from the Caribbean and sweep up the eastern windward slopes of the volcano. Whatever you think of vultures, they are amazing gliders and soarers. Several came into eye me while I was sitting out by the pool this morning.  I assured them, as loudly as possible,  that not only was I not dead, I had no intention of expiring any time in the near future and most certainly not before lunch.

Nicaragua Dispatch 02/22/2012 or At the End of This Part of the World

The sun is setting next to the Concepción Volcano and Howler Monkeys are calling further up the slopes of Maderas, the inactive volcano that hosts this part of Ometepe Island in Lake Colcibolca. Breezes rustle in trees inhabited by the local Urruca (spelling approximate) or Magpie Jay, a bird that looks like a cross between a blue jay and a magpie which wears a hat designed by Dr. Seuss just as a finishing touch. The "normal" 60-cycle hum of electronic life is absent, and its lack is vaguely disorienting.

We are at Topoco Ecolodge, an environmentally self-sustaining tourist facility about a third the way up the slope of Maderas. Power here is generated by solar cells, and all the toilets are composting toilets, or  the high-tech descendants of outhouses. Still, there is Internet service here, albeit slow, and even Wi-Fi. There is a bar where I can get Victoria or the dreaded Toña beer and there is a restaurant that serves meals which may be more healthy than good. We shall see, as any ohe high-tech descendants of outhouses. Still, there is Internet service here, albeit slow, and even Wi-Fi. There is a bar where I can get Victher eating establishment is a long way away starting by going down a mile or so of amazingly bad brick road.

We arrived here after a long ride from Granada to San Jorge along the Pan American Highway which despite the name is a two-lane paved road. San Jorge announced itself with a statue of San Jorge slaying the dragon at the city gates. Gustavo drove us to the port where several "launcitas" we're waiting to pick up passengers for the trip to Ometepe Island. It was a good thing we were waiting for the Ometepe Ferry because some of these boats looked barely capable of making the crossing without breaking up into the scrap lumber from which they were seemingly constructed.

After a time the Ometepe Ferry came into sight, lurching around in the heavy waves on the lake and I frankly worried about its seaworthiness. We made the crossing successfully while watching the Nicaraguan equivalent of MTV or VH1, but I was somewhat relieved to be picked up by Luis, our driver from the Ecolodge. Topoco was yet an hour away.

It's an interesting drive, sometimes beautiful and sometimes depressing -- a combination I've found to be typical of Nicaragua. Small horses, descendants of those the Spanish brought in colonial times, run free on the streets. There are also large goats on the streets that could vie for the jobs of the horses. Finally we turned off the main road, paved with flat cobblestones, and unto a road heading up the mountain that was built from cobblestones that were now strewn in impossible ways. Was it rough? If I needed a massage I don't now.

So now I'm at the end of the world, or at least this part of the world. The sun has set and I'm contemplating a Victoria at the restaurant about 200 feet away. The Urracas have gone to sleep but I hear unfamiliar calls from the trees. I think I'll miss my bats tonight.

Nicaragua Dispatch 2/21/2012 or ¿Where am I? -- bits and pieces

This morning Elia and I took off to see the Volcan Mombache that looms over Granada.  A bus from the tour company came to pick us up.  It was, surprisingly, full of ecotourists from Raleigh and Cary, North Carolina who had been to the finca in San Ramon (a sister city of Durham, NC.)  One of them even wore a cap with the insignia of the source of much evil in the universe -- Dook!  Did I come to Nicaragua to meet a Blue Debbil? I don't think so.

After the tour of the amazing cloud rain forest on Mombacho we came back to Granada and went shopping for dinner groceries.  It was my turn to cook dinner and my menu was chicken chipotle paprika, broccoli con sillion y pimientos negros and arroz con pimientos verdes. It all came out well in the end but shopping in a supermarket in an unfamiliar country can be a bit of a challenge.

The chicken broth Elia brought turned out to be a powder, so a Toña beer gave its life as liquid for the braised chicken. The pimientos verdes turned out to be pimientos verdes muy picante (as I found out unpleasantly when I bit into one) and so had to be seeded and demembraned before being cut up and put into the arroz integral before cooking.

Before going to the supermarket I needed to go to the cajero automatico (ATM) to get cash.  It offered me transactions in cordobas (the local currency) or dollars.  I chose dollars because I didn't want to have to do the exchange math in my head and I figured it would give me cordobas anyway. No such. I inserted my SunTrust card, asked for $200, and got 10 $20 bills from the cajero automatico.

As some know, the cats in Carrboro I live with are invisible cats. I'm the only one who sees them and even then only on the run. Last night as I was finishing up here and going to bed I walked through the kitchen and flushed a cat prowling through the garbage who ran in panic up the stairs and out across the roof.  I figured it had heard through the feline grapevine that I missed Charity, Joey, and Gedda and was just trying to make me feel at home!

We're off to Ometope tomorrow for three days at an Eco lodge I don't know what my connectivity will be so I may only be here on the flip side.

Nicaragua Dispatch 2/20/2012-1 or What's In and What's Out

One of the more curious aspects of Nicaraguan homes, at least to me, is the blurred distinction between what is inside and what is outside. Homes here, and in all of mezzoAmerica I suspect, are patterned on the Mediterranean model of an atria, or patio, with the home built around the central pool and garden.  Entry to the home is directly off the (often noisy and dirty) street through a gate into a more-or-less enclosed foyer. This room serves as a formal receiving room and also as a buffer from the noise and dirt.  It, I would say, is officially "inside."

Things become more blurred as one moves further into the house. The "living room," "dining room," "kitchen," pool and other common areas tend to be under an overhanging ceiling or eave and are partially open to the sky ("outside," though at least in this house it doesn't feel like it.)  Each of the guest bedrooms is enclosed ("inside") and a partially covered stairway that feels like "outside" leads up to an enclosed master bedroom suite ("inside.")

All of this is charming for us humans, and is an efficient design for houses in the tropics where heat and rain are real climatic factors.  It is, however, less clear to the normal denizens of the out-of-doors like bats, birds or cats. Sometimes this is charming as the sweet bird calls of the local Sonates enter the house unimpeded. There is also a mating pair of turtledoves that can be heard in the morning one of whom we found nesting in the back of the house.

This morning, too early however, I was awakened by the ferocious sounds of an all-out cat fight. On arising, we found cat fur on the stairs. Well, at least the mean time to failure for mice here is probably very short. I wonder how the bats in the ceiling regard these things.

Nicaragua Dispatch 2/20/2012-2 or Street Music, Street Animals, and Stuff

Somebody is having a birthday tonight.  It is 8:30 P.M. and what sounds from a distance like a Mariachi Band has been playing the Central American version of "Happy Birthday to You" endlessly.  Most of what I can hear are the trumpets, snare drums, and bass drums, which are more than sufficient. There have been no firemust go. The kids are ruworks,  but I am assured they will happen.  It just isn't an event in Nicaragua without fireworks.

Living in Nicaragua is living very close to your environment.  I've written about the bats and the cats and some of the birds but it goes further. The houses in Nicaragua are open to the air and the elements, so there is no escape from the realities of the neighborhood, both for good and for bad.

There are at least two roosters in the neighborhood somewhere behind our house who, before the crack of dawn, enjoin in intense crowing competitions. These must awaken the ghosts of hens long laid to rest. There is no end to this competition. it goes on for hours.  I fell back to sleep at about dawn and was awakened again at 7 am by them still going at it with unreserved abandon.  There is also a burro, somewhere, who frequently protests his plight to the donkey gods and an endless number of dogs protecting their property from potential invaders,  both real and imaginary.

During the day. street vendors ply their wares, loudly, not always taking no for an answer. They stop at each open gate, or seemingly so, and sing the seller's songs of "frutas," "pan," "dulces," and I am told even "vino."  Restaurants post guards or keep their front gates locked so as to keep the street vendors at more than arm's length from the clients.

The smells of the street are also always with you in Nicaragua.  Though the streets of Granada are clean by Central American standards there are still families who illegally burn garbage out-of-doors and there are still open sewers and street drains. To be fair, this is also the case in most parts of Latin America where I have been.  We, in the Estados Unidos, use our homes as a way to isolate ourselves from the reality of our neighbors and our environment.  I suspect that's something we inherited from our Dutch and German ancestors . Latin homes seem to embrace and become a part of their environment, their neighborhoods and their neighbors. This has both its good and bad sides.  The neighborhood is your barrio.   Your neighbors are vecinos.  You learn to know them well, sometimes better than you'd like. 

I need to leave. The kids are running up and down the street outside, setting off fireworks.

¡Feliz cumpleaños!, whoever you are.

Nicaragua Dispatch 2/19/2012-2 or Do I Have Bats in my Belfry?

Well, maybe not in my belfry but in my bedroom?  Well, maybe not in my bedroom but living in the ceiling?. Well, maybe not in the ceiling but under the Spanish tiles that cover the ceiling.

I was awakened at 4:30 this morning by a curious rustling.  I turned on the light and saw nothing unusual.  I turned off the light, sat in the dark waiting and the rustling returned along with squeals and high-pitched squeaks. I quietly realized that I was listening to bats returning from their nightly hunting adventure.

Five years ago,  when I visited Granada,  I enjoyed watching swallows hunting at dusk. Their artful dives in search of bugs that I couldn't see were the stuff of aerial ballet.  As darkness fell, however, they and their powerful but delicate glides, turns and swoops were replaced by free-falling daredevils who climbed and fell in impossible aerodynamic maneuvers that boggled the mind. The bats were on the wing!

I imagine the bats, coming home to their families afterward and talking about their prowess and their kills like old fighter pilots, then settling in for a good day's sleep (upside down, of course) dreaming of moths, grasshoppers, and mosquitoes.  Maybe there are bat bars where old veterans hang around, drinking bat beer, smoking bat cigarettes, and swapping war stories.  

I was in my room again, changing for a dip in the pool this afternoon, when I heard them rustling; squeaking, sounding, testing their radar in preparation for another night's hunt. They've been doing this for eons, part of the eternal war between mammals and insects, long before there were countries or cities or houses or Spanish tile roofs or tourists to listen to them.

It makes me proud to be of the order mammalia.

Nicaragua Dispatch 2/19/2012-1 or Getting There is Half the Fun

I am spending this week with my father and our friend Elia in Granada, Nicaragua at Casa Diamante, a house owned by my sister.  I arrived last evening in Managua, about a fifty-minute drive from Grenada.  Plans for this trip have been afoot since at least last August and I was  led to  understand that Gustavo, our hired driver, would  meet me on arrival in the passenger arrival area (presumably holding  one of those embarrassing signs with my name on it.)

Before finding the passenger arrival area, however, I had one of the most pleasant and fun encounters with an immigration officer that I have ever had. Usually, immigration officers are bored civil servants who check and stamp your passport and paperwork with a kind of tolerant resignation.  In Egypt, the immigration officer kept impatiently rapping the inside of his plexiglass bubble with his pen.

his immigration official was, however,  different.   He was alert, knowledgeable, and had a sense of humor.

Backstory:  William Walker was a Tennessee Filibuster who, along with his henchman and sponsor, a failed San Francisco newspaper publisher named Byron Cole, tried to take over Nicaragua, and admit it as a slave state to the Confederate States of America.  Walker was actually recognized as the  President of Nicaragua by the Franklin Pierce administration until he was ultimately defeated and expelled by the Nicaraguans, Hondurans, and Costa Ricans.  This is an important event in Nicaraguan history and is commemorated by a plaque near the cathedral in Granada. 

Now,  my middle name is Cole and I am possibly distantly related to William Walker's henchman. The immigration official took one look at my passport and laughed. "Byron Cole?" he asked in surprise. I laughed and said "Yo lo se! Yo lo se!"  (I know!  I know!)  He looked again, laughed, and with a mock scowl gestured to the departing gates and said "Byron Cole -- Out!".  We laughed together as he stamped my passport.

When I finally did get to the passenger arrival area, however, there was no embarrassing sign, and presumably no Gustavo.  I waited and waited, and waited for about 45 minutes, and still no sign and still no Gustavo.  I began to panic.  While I knew how to get to Granada, I had no idea of how to get to Casa Diamante (this was my first visit since my sister bought and restored the house,) nor did I know the address of Casa Diamante and I had no telephone number!

I called my father's mobile phone.  No answer.  I called my sister's mobile phone. No answer.  Finally, I called my sister's home and talked to Leo, my brother-in-law, who gave me basic directions to Casa Diamante (assuming you were in Granada, some 50 minutes away.)  I also managed somehow to connect to free Wi-Fi at the airport and to send my father an SOS by email describing my predicament.

I attracted a covey of interested and opportunistic taxi drivers when I made it known that I needed to go to Granada but didn't quite know where I was going.  One, in particular, seemed most enterprising and allowed  that he could take me to Granada. We wrote down the directions that Leo had given me and off we went.

In the meantime my father had received my email, responded to it, and had also posted a message on my Facebook timeline to the effect that Gustavo was waiting for me at the airport.  By that time I was long out of Wi-Fi  range, however, and was quite literally bouncing along the roads from Managua to Granada with terrifying abandon at equally terrifying speeds.   I did try to call my father's mobile a couple more times, but still without an answer.

Finally, and breathlessly, we reached Granada and made our way to the center of town.  We tried to find Casa Diamante by following Leo's directions and by asking questions at every turn, to little avail.  Just when I was on the verge of entirely giving up hope, my cell phone rang.  It was my sister, in Seattle!  She had seen my father's posting on Facebook and had decided to intervene.  She talked us, street by street,  to Casa Diamante, revealing to me in the process that my enterprising taxi driver had absolutely no clue where he was and no familiarity with Granada in general.  Casa Diamante, as it turns out, doesn't have an address, just a location (which is why, I suppose, addresses are direcciones in Spanish.)

Four things I learned from this experience:  (1)  My Spanish, while not yet fluent, is now good enough for me to make my wants and needs known and good enough to negotiate complicated problems.  (2)  It is a testament to technology that my sister could guide me through the streets of Granada, Nicaragua while in Seattle, Washington. (3) Make sure you know the house cell phone number of the place you're going (there was a house number, but nobody had bothered to give it to me)  and that your father hasn't left his cell phone at home in Seattle. Finally, (4)  make sure you have your times of arrival agreed upon!

I am here.  I am drinking a cervesa and life is still good.