I am spending this week with my father and our friend Elia in Granada, Nicaragua at Casa Diamante, a house owned by my sister. I arrived last evening in Managua, about a fifty-minute drive from Grenada. Plans for this trip have been afoot since at least last August and I was led to understand that Gustavo, our hired driver, would meet me on arrival in the passenger arrival area (presumably holding one of those embarrassing signs with my name on it.)
Before finding the passenger arrival area, however, I had one of the most pleasant and fun encounters with an immigration officer that I have ever had. Usually, immigration officers are bored civil servants who check and stamp your passport and paperwork with a kind of tolerant resignation. In Egypt, the immigration officer kept impatiently rapping the inside of his plexiglass bubble with his pen.
his immigration official was, however, different. He was alert, knowledgeable, and had a sense of humor.
Backstory: William Walker was a Tennessee Filibuster who, along with his henchman and sponsor, a failed San Francisco newspaper publisher named Byron Cole, tried to take over Nicaragua, and admit it as a slave state to the Confederate States of America. Walker was actually recognized as the President of Nicaragua by the Franklin Pierce administration until he was ultimately defeated and expelled by the Nicaraguans, Hondurans, and Costa Ricans. This is an important event in Nicaraguan history and is commemorated by a plaque near the cathedral in Granada.
Now, my middle name is Cole and I am possibly distantly related to William Walker's henchman. The immigration official took one look at my passport and laughed. "Byron Cole?" he asked in surprise. I laughed and said "Yo lo se! Yo lo se!" (I know! I know!) He looked again, laughed, and with a mock scowl gestured to the departing gates and said "Byron Cole -- Out!". We laughed together as he stamped my passport.
When I finally did get to the passenger arrival area, however, there was no embarrassing sign, and presumably no Gustavo. I waited and waited, and waited for about 45 minutes, and still no sign and still no Gustavo. I began to panic. While I knew how to get to Granada, I had no idea of how to get to Casa Diamante (this was my first visit since my sister bought and restored the house,) nor did I know the address of Casa Diamante and I had no telephone number!
I called my father's mobile phone. No answer. I called my sister's mobile phone. No answer. Finally, I called my sister's home and talked to Leo, my brother-in-law, who gave me basic directions to Casa Diamante (assuming you were in Granada, some 50 minutes away.) I also managed somehow to connect to free Wi-Fi at the airport and to send my father an SOS by email describing my predicament.
I attracted a covey of interested and opportunistic taxi drivers when I made it known that I needed to go to Granada but didn't quite know where I was going. One, in particular, seemed most enterprising and allowed that he could take me to Granada. We wrote down the directions that Leo had given me and off we went.
In the meantime my father had received my email, responded to it, and had also posted a message on my Facebook timeline to the effect that Gustavo was waiting for me at the airport. By that time I was long out of Wi-Fi range, however, and was quite literally bouncing along the roads from Managua to Granada with terrifying abandon at equally terrifying speeds. I did try to call my father's mobile a couple more times, but still without an answer.
Finally, and breathlessly, we reached Granada and made our way to the center of town. We tried to find Casa Diamante by following Leo's directions and by asking questions at every turn, to little avail. Just when I was on the verge of entirely giving up hope, my cell phone rang. It was my sister, in Seattle! She had seen my father's posting on Facebook and had decided to intervene. She talked us, street by street, to Casa Diamante, revealing to me in the process that my enterprising taxi driver had absolutely no clue where he was and no familiarity with Granada in general. Casa Diamante, as it turns out, doesn't have an address, just a location (which is why, I suppose, addresses are direcciones in Spanish.)
Four things I learned from this experience: (1) My Spanish, while not yet fluent, is now good enough for me to make my wants and needs known and good enough to negotiate complicated problems. (2) It is a testament to technology that my sister could guide me through the streets of Granada, Nicaragua while in Seattle, Washington. (3) Make sure you know the house cell phone number of the place you're going (there was a house number, but nobody had bothered to give it to me) and that your father hasn't left his cell phone at home in Seattle. Finally, (4) make sure you have your times of arrival agreed upon!
I am here. I am drinking a cervesa and life is still good.